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meltdown.
Monday, June 04, 2007 @ 12:18 am |
comment (0) Brain going into meltdown mode. It feels like a gloopy mess in there. I guess it had something to it when Deepak told me that girls have brains like spaghetti.    And I think that when he said that he was thinking of more the former than then latter, really. Talking of which, anyone hear of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I, erm, came across it while Googling images for "spaghetti")? Believers are referred to as "Pastafarians" :P The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe"after drinking heavily."
Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster possesses a name, it is so beautiful and so difficult to pronounce that it not only kills whoever attempts to utter it, but also every being within a 3.7614 mile (6.0534 kilometer) radius—this radius is doubled when one attempts to write or type His name. This was done on purpose by the Flying Spaghetti Monster just to amuse Him, according to the official website.
The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses these two points: (1) it has beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see, and (2) it has a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs.
Yes, I know I'm procrastinating.
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And I think that when he said that he was thinking of more the former than then latter, really.